Hello there chickz!

I just moved into Lochee area and have had a dry spell. I used to live in Mill o Mains and that place wiz drippin' with fanny. I've always fancied myself a a fulltime girlfriend to work around my job and fitbaw team (I'll buy you a Borvrel but no a ticket doll - just the kinda guy I am).

I enjoy fitbaw, havin' a laugh and smashing the odd phonebox (only PISHED THOUGH). Currently working at Big Chappy Machines LMT - driving a forklift and shit. Basically, I get ma pay then blow it all at the weekend. Rest of ma pay goes on sooping up the Citron. But im sure I can find a few pennies for ma doll.

Im a bit mad likes, once I smeared my naked neighbour in Marmite and licked it of him, then wet myself on purpose. While inserting a copper wire into my urethra (thats ma peahole by the way). But we all do mad things likes

If interested gives a line!

Ps

I have an average sized penis.

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